KHOTA GUNDA!

Akhua/veng ua chuuu..himai,”Kei lou kua” chi ut dipa kha, mi gen danleh “Kawm Kuva hai in laizial toh meh a Cinema endia kuan, alawmpa enphei 'Ash! I che ee maw..' chithei di tuka pil! Mi'n Chennai lama nasep nadi om chih jiak a apeih le hilou thadah om maimai theilou in amah le hong kisakhia hiveh aw.. bang pentak sem ding chihle kan nachang theilou in juih theihdi mi bandawp jok a hong kuankhe petmah. Apuanlom toh hong kisakhia,bus station lam hon naih, lamkal a poimoh ding chi in damdoi tang aleisek namun a bus paikhiak madeuh a sungkuante'n sum neih sunsun apuaksak ua valei in bus a honglut ta, alei namun a bangjah hiam nemalam a'ihchia a 'kick' in pau nuamsak in chiak a chiaksuk pah! Imphal hong tung, bus sawtlou kholzek ahihchianga potkhia hiveh aw..Tui lah duhsim meiteipau theilou pahngal ahih chiang a buaipah adawp didan theilou in ki ngawlsuk maiheh chi a bus a lut nawn.(Theihlouh namun achu zahkai thou!)

Bus hong kipan nonta, sawt tailou a Sekmai tungsuk, sekmaiju minthan dan thei khasam ahih chianga chiam ut chi in bus khawlna saka meitei nupi khat dawr a kanghou toh vameh, adamdoi nek toh a sekmai ju joh “Hun mahmah” in Bus a lutnon,imu suk.Atheihlouh kal a Jakhlabanda tungsuk, hindi film lunglut thou ahihchianga vaipau chu theijek sam in ann ne, jusan te kiman lawjel ahihchianga a tonpihte toh dawn in nuamsa mahmah harhar mai, mi amuh peuhbang ensal ek mawk! Kuamah toh kiselbuai jenloua Bus a hongkal non in ihmu charchar. Mi'n a omdan uh ninghuai sa in en giaugiau mahleh a khophok vetlou avele..khota gunda!


Guwahati jing dak 6 vela tung in, a damdoi nektoh a judawn toh amhai veivuai a bus apan kumkhia,alawmte'n munkhat a om mai di Train nitaklam a kipan khedi ahihchiah Hotel a tungle sumhek maimai chi in Train Station a Ngakmai dia thupuk uh,amah bel Guwahati khatvei aphakna ahihchianga potkhiat ut.Avante atonpih dingte kianga nusia in hongpotkhia petmah. Brahmaputra khong, Paltan bazar khong, Manipuri basti khong a vialdian in Cinema peuh va en. A film etlah nuamsa lua dak bangzah ging di ahia chihle phokpha nonlou.Ihmusim lah Ihmulou sima a omlaitak a ageilam a vai papi khat khuhging in phawng, sana a etleh dak 3 gingta,kintak a taipot in Train Station lamjot di achihleh alampi theilou! Pumbuai.. Vaipau theih sunsun a auto dawp in paithei hamham.. auto pupa'n khem jomah ahihchia tampi seng a tung ham ham. Train station tung phet alawmte a etleh omnonlou uh, platform teng ban jon ek. Akianga mi omte kianga Guwahati- Chennai Train koi platform a omhiam chih adot leh hilhthei hamham uh. A tuana ding Train kidohna Platform di a hon naihleh, amah endia hongpai alawmte toh kituak. Kisuanlah nachang theilou, hehdek jomah. “Na omna mun mah uah na omkei ua kon mujoukeidek voi” chi lala. Atonpihte khat in “napot khiakhia a eivoi” achihdek patpat leh,”Bang e pautam koh!” Chi in su ek mai leteh kilawm khop a heh. Platform teng phasuak ahihchianga gim mahmah maithei eimah ve maw...Khota Gunda!

Sawtlou nung a atrain uh kipankheta. Atonpihte toh tutna kikop uh ahihchianga ticket check tute (TTE te) hongpai uh, ticket confirm loupi a pai, huaile alawmte nagihtuahsak ana hi zomah...sum sen ngai.. Alawmte' sum adit banah a ticket confirm nadia asen beh ngailai. A khep a seng..ahi dimah salai zomah. Lamtawn a naaiden, pau bang paupeih jojen in mit lep lian khiahkhuah jen a chiakchiak, agenlah kua'n ngaikhe khollou pi. Agei a vanjuak a hongpaite bang avante uh ana etsak veu. Orissa state sunga atailai ua, huchimah banga vanjuak hongpai uh hiven,ana khoihsak in alei didan a velsak nilouh aman(price) khong kidek ekek uh hiven, achihleh dekjou petmah. Kadeihkei chi a apiak kikleh,vanzuakpa hehta, “Nalei louhding kahun sumang maimai a bangdia en sese nahiam??” achih leh, amah leng hong kipan vaipau atheih tenga sel ek sam.Hehlua in sawn kha laizang hiveh aw, vanjuakpa leng hehlua a paikhia vengveng isak leh a sawtlou a alawmte toh hongpai uh.Huaitak inchu,abuai thou ei, alawmte'n ngaihdam ngendia sawl uh amah utlou jomah! Vanjuakte lah avan etsak pen aleima paikhiat sawm chi hetlou uh ahihchianga, amahleng loh ngaihna theilou, tuikenuih veivuai a lawmte sawlhatna toh a lauhsim toh, ngaihdam ngen in avan, aleilouhdek a chimthoi man a akhoih pen, tampi a alei ngaita. Huaia avanman apiaka asum tawm lam theiphiing, akham jiaka poisakna a ngaithei nailou lai.Vanjuakte lah paikhia khongta, apaikhit nung un houh kiphat nadin jangta lai jomah. Agei a tu aton pihte ana jum mahmah in adak viiviai phet ve ua.A zinna munding le tungnailou asum lah hongbei kuanta,a sumjatna lah angaihtuah kikchianga thei bun nonlou.Cheng 1000vel lel toh tunding chu ahi ve. Lungkham na ding inle a ngaihtuah lou lai eee..aw.. Khota Gunda!

Chennai khopi ahong tungta ua, a damdoi tang lei in natun tan daih chet, aduh hun in pha non man simlam hita. Akhekol tom,Train sunga aten nitsa, leh moreh slipper dum toh T-shirt vom bantom leh na towel ninsim mah mah a ngonga bat in Chennai central ahong pot kheta! Hi hiai-huai in station kongah ading delh dalha. A tonpih te a sepna ding uh leh azintun nading uh bangkim inlam apan asaifelsa uh ahihziakin juandi'n kisa ngal uhi. Amah bel kuapen juih ding, koia bangchi ding chih tun abuaipan phing hi.Bangteng hileh lawmte kijui him him photleh chi in honjui charchar a, a tonpihte toh Alwarpet a tungkhawm phot ua, ahon tonpihte bel hongpibang, amauleh amau kipai bang ajotna dinglamchiat jotsan uhi. A tonpih te'n a omdan theisa ahihman un kuama'n ngaihbawl khollou uh zaw ahi ding, amah kia omta a, ava tunna te'n nangla koia pai ding, Inn a mithum om dia Innneite' kia kigensa hi a, Inn neite'n mithum sanga tamjaw omphal lou uh ahi. Aheh lah suak ajotna dinglah theilou maimah! Bangchih ding ahia? Bangchi vai ding? Chih kingaihtuah a om in a tu ngeungau a,amitkha ah inlam khonga a utleh lut a utleh pot a mi-inn khong a avial diandian hunte leh inlum ngai mahmah lehleng bang a loh tuandia? Sumlah tamlou kia nei, kiphasak lanlan a na hon ngaihkei ualeh poilou chia potkhiat navuallah om asak louhdan bel theisam ta.


Zan khualah mialding hita a zintun nate'n lah nohbawl sim uh. A off ni uh/ Nasem dia akuan louh ni uh hikha ahihman in potkhia utbang a’ihkeh koilam lam hiam a off ni zang ut ahihziak un. Chikmah a kua maia kiniamkhiat ngeilou pa akingaihniam ahunta! Azintun nate kiangah, “Koihiam a sepna ding staff-room toh kithuah a omleh hon etsakmai ve ua kabelh dinglah omlou a” hon chikhe khongta a, azintun na Nu'n leng hehpih deuh ahi ngeidia, a mobile phone top-up nading sum 50 a ngen a huai zangin a theih teng hon ban fon zatzat leh a omna uapan gamla lou “Inseoul” kichi Koreate’ restaurant a septheih ding ahihdan agen leh anaa bang vak kuau hin athei hial a nui phempham jojen hi. Azintun na nu’n kisil dia sawl ngal in akisil johchianga vakhading ahihdan agen behlai hi. Amah le kisa pah in, vakisil a akisil joh in asepna dinglam ajuanta uhi.

Sem chu ahita ve...Kingaihniam chihkhong ahih theihlouh lam/asiamlouh lam, mi kisathei ahihziak in asepna ah Haksa asak hun atam mahmah hi.A sanga seniorte'n a simmoh bawl chiang bang un a lohtheihlah omlou athuak thuak phot angai hi.A staff-room khong ua eimi telak ah bel kichamsak mahmah zel..kua thusim louh khata. Adamdoi tang neklah tawplou ahih chiang in aloh alak hunma in beijel a, sumnei manglou lah akham khop chu mu in hong om toutou hi. Nikhat, sumlah nei nonlou a lohteng lah advance a lakhin ahih chianga, a staff-room ua a lawmte sum hon gu a huai in a damdoitang di leina dia kizat hiau. Nitak a alawmte hongpai uh, a sum uh amanlam thei uh ahihchiang ua, pekik dia ngen uh, Amah lah chu...amau sang a hehzaw in guta a ngoh chin in zakdah chihtak in zadah ladeep. A lawmte toh kisel buai in hong kibohtuah ta ua,buai in buai veng vung uhi. A invengte’n police te sam ahihman un sawtlou nung in huai inn a om teng mankhia ua Police station a tonpih in kizep huan ua,nou hiaitak a misubuai dia hong pai maw chih toh zep a thuak ekek nung un Warning hoihtak pia in khah hamham uhi.


A staff-room a apai kin tak un, avante un inpu'ah a ana kikoih.A kong ana kipawkalh, agei a omte' kianga akan uleh, a Innnei pa'n omphal nonlou a kong kalh ahihdan ana hilh uhi. Paina dingtuan omlou ahihmanin huchin thuak khovak uhi..h.t.(huai tuh) kholai a vak velvel khovak uh chihna. Azinga.a sepna ua akuanhun a avakuan uleh asung aleng ana lutsaklou in asepman teng uh pia in tawpsak himai uhi.Buai chu hinon mai! Koilam nawt di na hita ale? Nang le nang bek kisubuai hilechin thukhat, naki “kelpa tei” sak pii toh kua'n hon ngai di a mahmah diam aw.. Khota Gunda!!

Khota gunda Khopi a abang chi chetmah dia??!! KHOTA GUNDA!


~ Kheih! Chennai te ahuchi uh chihna in nana lakha zel de! Nguut a... gen ta maimai le... Khenkhat te'n I tate uh inn sung a I nin(g)man khonga khopi a sawl khemawk! Tanau laina khopi a omte hiam ahih keileh meltheih te kiang khonga ana tungsak/omsak dikhong a ngen mawk.. Eimah in ihih peihlouh I tanau te/ Meltheihte mohpuakna guan kha suak ihih mel kuan athei a??? Buh tuh saanlai a loukuan tha-iit mahmah in niteng a khovaak mama a sun-an paw zen a lou delh duaiduai mah kibang kum khaw tawn 'aihbang aw.... Ei awl bawl sek tang un! Kuamah kiveng man manglou 'aihkhaaa..a 'Mi' abuaihuai hilou, a 'thihih' uh aka I huat. Nungakte'n “Ken kuamah ka hawkei,ngaihlouh kanei kei” chi salsal na ua, hoih asak deuhte uh mah hon na ngai tuanse uh chih dan deuh le hi maw mihing zaw... Nachi kei maw, Lawma and Lawmii?

It happens..hahhahah

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!" I nearly died!

--Source:Readers Digest